OK, I have been watching “Once Upon a Time” since the beginning, and although I think the writing has been a little weak so far this season, I’ll be sticking with it. I mean, I made it through all of those pointless circles in the jungle in Neverland last year, so what’s a little wooden dialogue between friends? Because once a week, I get to look at this:
Ah, Captain Hook, you devilish bastard-with-a-heart-of-gold. Your swagger and your Swan-pining are delicious. You’re single-handedly bringing back chest hair. (See what I did there?)
And you have some difficulties with modern technology.
When Emma’s father asks about Hook’s intentions towards his daughter, he’s the kind of guy who responds, “That’s old-fashioned even by my standards, and I still pay with doubloons.” What a dude, right?
Gotta love that pirate.